Inflatable Pecker Noodle
Inflatable Pecker Noodle
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Availability:
Available on orders up to $1000.
Available online only.
All you need is:
An Australian Visa or Mastercard.
To be over 18 years of age.
To live in Australia.
SKU: FLO-02
Features
Hen's Party Approved!
Inflatable pecker noodle. This fun and naughty pool noodle is perfect for Bachelorette parties or any time at the beach or in the pool.
- 66" Long
- Easy to Inflate
- Perfect for a Pool Party
Ah, the summertime of youth, when we were free to frolic about in the summer sun without a care in the world. I sure miss those days. I miss the soft-serve ice cream for 99 cents a cone. I miss running around the pool in bare feet, ignoring all my parents’ warnings about slipping and falling. I miss the weird older lady who liked to smack everybody in the head with a penis-shaped pool noodle. Classic childhood memories.
What? You mean your local swimming pool didn’t have a weird older lady who smacked people in the head with a penis-shaped pool noodle? Well, I feel bad for you, my friend. You really missed out on a quintessential childhood experience. Fortunately, now you have the opportunity to ensure that none of the kids in your neighborhood have to suffer the same deficiency that you did. Now you can be that weird older lady, with this Penis pool float.
Disclaimer: We do not actually encourage you to smack neighborhood children in the head with this pool noodle. They probably will not look fondly on those memories, and their parents probably will call the cops on you for harassment. Instead, we recommend bringing the Pecker Pool Noodle to a bachelorette party. The guests there will appreciate it a lot more than any snot-nosed neighborhood kids could. Whether it’s a summertime bachelorette pool party or beach party, or you want it to be extra-surprising by bringing it to a regular party in the middle of winter, the Pecker Pool Noodle is sure to be a smash hit.
- Measures 66” / 168cm long when inflated. Made of phthalate-free plastic.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
All orders over $80 get FREE Standard Shipping. Free Express Post for orders over $149.99
Standard Shipping
Price: $9.95 or FREE for $80+ orders
Delivery Time: 3-7 business days
Express Shipping
Price: $14.95 or FREE for $149.99+ orders
Delivery Times: 2-4 business days
Return Policy
Return Policy
Club X will replace any product that is faulty and we offer a 12 Month Manufacturer warranty* from the date you receive you product. If your product is faulty, it will be replaced with an identical product.
If we cannot replace the product, we will offer you the option of choosing another product of the same value, or provide you with a refund for the total value of the faulty product.
*Exclude batteries